Best Insult Shayari in Hindi For Girls and Boys
Best Funny Insult SHayari in Hindi For Use Boys and Girls For Whatsapp and facebook , FB and Best Friends
कुछ बेवड़े भले ही खुद Rent पर रहते हों
लेकिन फेसबुक पे स्टेटस
डालेंगे….
हमें खरीदने की कोशिश मत करना पगली….
हम उन पुरखों के वारिस हैं..
जिन्होंने मुजरे में हवेलियाँ दान कर दी
थीं…!!!!
चप्पल छोटी हो जाए तो पाँव में नहीं आती;
वाह वाह!
चप्पल छोटी हो जाए तो पाँव में नहीं आती;
और गर्लफ्रेंड मोटी हो जाए तो बाहों में नहीं आती…
मैने कहा…
मेरे इश्क़ में फ़ना हो जाओ…
उसने भी कह दिया…
पेपर चल रहे है दफ़ा हो जाओ…
Julfo Mein Phoolo Ko Saja Ke Aayi Hai,
Chehre Se Dupatta Utha Ke Aayi Hai,
Kisi Ne Pucha Aaj Badi Khubsurat Lag Rahi Ho,
Maine Kaha Shayad Aaj Naha Ke Aayi Hai.
Best Funny Whatsapp Status in Hindi & English
Aapki yaad mein humne nai kalam uthai,
Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banai,
Socha tha ki usko sambhaal kar rakhenge,
Magar wo to baccchon ko darane ke kaam aayee.
Aaj tum par aansuo kee barsaat hogi,
Phir wohi andheri kaali raat hogi,
Yaad naa karke tumne dil dukhaaya hain mera,
Jaa tere badan me khujali saari raat hogi.
Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad,
Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhe Dekhne Ke Baad,
Duniya Chhod Denge Tumhe Pane Ke Baad,
Khuda Maaf Kare Itna Jhooth Bolne Ke Baad.
Nigaahain aaj bhi us shakhs ko talash karti hain Faraz,
Jis ne kaha tha bass “Matric” karlo agey parhai asaan hai..
Baithe the tere khayaalo me ,…
Kore kaagaz pe likha tera naam…….
Tasveer b bana daali or likhaa ye paigaam……..
Zinda ya murda pakadne waale ko 5000 nakad inaam…..
Pyar Mein Kisi Ne Dhokha Khaya Hai,
To Kisi Ne Kasam Khayi Hai,
Hum To Wo Majnu Hai,
Jis Ne Sirf Or Sirf Juti Khayi Hai.
Aksar ye ghatana ghat jati hai,
Wah wah!
aksar ye ghatna ghat jati hai.
Musibat koso door hoti hai,
BC.. GAAND Pahle Phat jati .
Mere sapne me aai ek sundar Pari
WAH WAH
Mere sapne me aai ek sundar pari
Aur boli
Question No. 1 is compulsory
Kasam Se Har Ek Ladki Bhula Dunga,
Sab hi Ki Tasverain Jala DunGa,
Ek Tum hi Raho Ge Iss Dil Me !
Balance Dalwa Do Bhout Dua DunGa
Tadapti mohabbat ka bas itna fasaana hai
Tadapti mohabbat ka bas itna fasaana hai,
Girlfriend ghar pe akeli hai par
Hume Dukan jana hai
Mere pyar ko bewfai ka inam de gayi
Mere dilko yado ka paigam de gayi
Maine kaha mere dilme dard he
To idiot jate-jate “JHANDU BAM”de gayi
Kisi ka Hath Tham k chorna Nhi,
Vada Kisi se Kr K Todna Nhi,
Koi Agar Tod De Dil Apka To
Bina Hath Pair Tode Chhodna Nai.
Best Hindi Insult Shayari in Hindi
Dekho firse barsat aa gayi,
Tnhayi me waqt bitane ki bat a gayi
Hm to yuhi nihar rhe the barish k pani ko,
Mendak ko dekha to apki yad a gyi.
Agar manzil ko pana hai yeh hausla sath rakh na
Agar pyar ko pana he toh aetbaar saath rkhna
Agar hamesha muskurana he to DAANT saaf rakhna
Arz kiya hai
Vo kahati hai apne bhaiyon se…mere aashiq ko yun na peeto…
zara gaur farmaiye,
Vo kahati hai apne bhaiyon se…mere aashiq ko yun na peeto…
bada ziddi hai ye kameena…pahale kutton ki tarah ghaseeton!!
Rok do mere zanaze ko mujh me jaan aa rahi hai…
aage se thoda right lelo..Ciggarete ki dukan aa rahi hai.
Dusre ki amaanat ko dhekh kar hairan mat ho,
Khuda tumhe bhi dega pareshan mat ho
Hai Tu Agar Mera Dilbar
Hai Tu Agar Mera Dilbar
To Aaj Ke Lunch Ka Bill Tu Bhar
Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur,
Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai.
Log Punchhte Hai Ki Asman Me Tare Kitne Hai,
Sale Ye Nhi Punchhte Ki Dunia Me Kuware Kitne Hai
Wo hame bhul jaye is baat ka hame gham nahi.
doob mare wo ladki jiski kismat me hum nahi….
Ladkiyon ne zindagi bhar gum diye,
Jitne bhi number diye sab band diye
Dhadkan Dil Ki Rukk Jaati Hai
Sansein Aksar Tham Jaati Hai
Bahut Buri Haalat Hoti Hai Yaaron
Jab Girlfriend Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai…
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Neend Aati Hai To Ek Khwab Aata Hai
Khwab Mein Ek Ladki Aati Hai
Aur Peeche Uska Baap Aata Hai
Phir Kya, Phir Na Neend Aati Hai
Na Khwab Aata Hai…
Jab Tu Hoti Thi Meri Zindagi Mein To Tere Mere Ishq Ke Charche Bahut They
Accha He Hua Zindagi Se Chali Gayi Tu Kyunki Tere Kharche He Bahut They..
Socha tha us bewakuf ko bhul jaayenge,
Dekh ker bhi andekha ker jaayenge,
Par,Jaise hi wo saamne aaye wo hasi chehra,
Socha is baar dekh lu agli baar bhul jaayenge
Mein din bhar kuch nahin karta, Mein araam karta hoon,
Woh apna kaam karte hain, Mein apna kaam karta hoon..
Dil hai sacha aur dimagh hai kacha,
Wah Wah
Dil ha sacha aur dimagh hai kacha..
Tere msgs nai aa rahey
Kya baat hai bacha???
Hum dil fek aashiq har kam me kamal kar de.
Jo wada kare use pura har haal me kar de.
Tujhe lipistik lagane ki kya jarurat,
hum hot chum-chum ke lal kar de.
मोहब्बत के खर्चो की बड़ी लंबी कहानी है,
कभी फिल्म दिखानी है तो कभी शोपिंग करानी है,
मास्टर रोज कहता है कहाँ है फीस के पैसे?
उसे समझाऊं मैं कैसे की मुझे छोरी पटानी है!!
Cham Cham kar ke aayi,
Cham Cham kar ke chali gayi,
Main Sindoor leke khada raha,
Aur woh rakhi ban ke chali gayi.
Kisi ko apna banalo, ya kisi k ho jao,
agar kuch bhi nahi hota to…
DON’T WORRY
chadar-takiya lo aur so jao.
Tumhari yaad dil se jaane nahi denge,
Tumhare jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge,
Roj sharafat se SMS kiya karo warna,
Ek kaan ke niche denge aur rone bhi nahi denge.
Funny Hindi SMS
Ishq ki raah me wo kya kamaal karti hain,
wah… wah…..
Ishq ki raah me wo kya kamaal karti hain,
Likh ke “I Love You” send to all karti hain…..!!!
Jab dhoka mila pyaar me,
Zindagi me udasi si chhaa gayi,
Socha chhod dete hai is raah ko,
Tabhi kambhakht mohalley me dusri aa gayi…!!!
Apne dard ko chupana seekh liya,
har baat par muskuraana seekh liya.
Bas ye do line bolkar,
sunder laadkiyon ko patana seekh liya
Galib BANK Lutne gaye aur BANK me sher farmaya.
“Taqdir me jo hai wohi milega.
Taqdir me jo h vahi milega.
Hands up karlo saalon koi apni jagah se nhi hilega..
Shayari na karke tod diya dil mera,
Ab mobile dfna dena,
Kafan na mile to apna rumal udha dena,
Koi puche rog kya tha?
to Najrein jhukake apni Kanjusi bata dena.
Aap mann hi mann uhne chahte reh gye,
unhe patane ka plan bnate reh gye,
patakar koi aur le gya unhe,
aur aap unki shadi k tant se kutte bhagate reh gye.
Tohafe Mein Mat Gulab Lekar Aana,
Meri Qabr Per Mat Chirag Lekar Aana.
Bahot Pyasa Hoon Arso’n Se Main,
Jub Bhi Aana Sharaab Lekar Aana..
Bindas muskurao kya gam hai,
Zindgi me tension kisko kam hai,
Yaad karne wale to bahut hai aapko,
Dil se ‘TANG’ karne wale to sirf HUM hai.
Humne puchha usse ke, bhula diya hume kaise ?
Baja ke chhutkiya woh boli…. aise, aise, aise :-p
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!
Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai,
Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai,
Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti,
Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai.
Har taraf padhai ka saya hai,
Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai,
Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne,
Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai.
Heer ro ro kar raanjhe se keh rahi hai,
Haath chhor kameene meri naak beh rahi hai.
Ajab si halat hai tere janay ke bad,
Mujhe bhukh lagti nahin khana khanay ke bad,
Mere pass 2 hi samose the jo maine kha liye,
Ek tere aane se pehle ek tere jane ke baad.
Tumhari naam ki gazalein chand par likhne ko ji chahta hai.
Par kya karu yeh zalim khwab amavas ki raat ko hi aata hai.
Log ishq karte hain bade shor ke saath,
Humne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke saath,
Magar ab karenge zara gaur ke saath,
Kyunki kal dekha tha use kisi aur ke saath!
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Dhokha milta hai jab pyar mein,
Zindagi mein udasi chha jati hai.
Sochte hain chhor denge is duniya ko,
Kambakht college me dusri pasand aa jati hai.
Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
Husn ke tevar nukeele ho gaye,
Hum izhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye,
Aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye!.
Part-1 - Funny Shayari in Hindi - Funny SMS
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