Apni Girlfrnd ke samne
Dusri ladkiyo ko kaise dekhe.. ??
.
Boy: Tum ne us ladki ko dekha.
Wo Kapde usko bilkul suit nhi karte.
Girl: Saale.
Tu toh chahta hai k
ladkiyan kapde hi na pehne !!
.
Moral: Ladki Ne Pehle Hi
Sprite Pee li thi..
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Jab mene darwaja khola.
To Apki Ankho me Aansu.
Or chehre pe hasi thi.
Sanso me Aahe Dil me bebasi thi.
Pehle Q nahi bataya
Darwaje me ungli phasi thi...
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THoKar KHaKr GuNGuNaNa Hi
ZiNDaGi H
GuM Pi Kr MuSKuraNa Hi
ZiNDaGi H
1LaDKi aGar DHoKa De To
SuB KuCH BHuL Kr
DuSri Ko PaTaNa Hi ZiNDaGi H.
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Girl: Aj meri dil ka operation hai.
Boy: pata hai
Girl: I love u
Boy: mai b b0ht pyar krta hun tumse.
Operation k bad jab larki ko hosh aya
To sirf uska baap khara tha.
Girl: wo kahan hai ?
Father: tumhe ni pata tumhe dil
kisne dia ?
Girl: what ?
Or zor zor se r0ne lagi.
Father: mazak kar raha hun
Kamina
Bahar Samose Kha raha hai...
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"Shahjahan" Tha Bevkuf.
Jo Banaya Itna Mahnga
"TAAJ"
Agr Rakhta Utne Paise Bank Me
"AAZ"
To Itna Ata
"BYAZ"
Ki Roz Aati Nayi
"MUMTAZ" @
('_' )
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Gf to Bf: jb bi hum ldkiya
Gandi baatein krti hai
To tum ldko k kaan kyu khade ho jate h.
.
.
.
Bf:chal pagli use kaan thodi na khte h.
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1,ladke ne 1 hsina ko dekh kar arz kiya
Teri smile me kya chamk hai.
Wo muskura k boli-
Bhaiya
Mere TOOTHPASTE ME NAMAK Hai.
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1 Beautiful Larki ne Ghar ka
Kuch Saman 1 Gli ke
Ldke se Mngwaya,
To sman mei 30 Rs Km Pd Gye..
Us Larke Ne Apne pas se De Diye.
Ghr a kr Lrki Se kha 30Rs. km The,
Mene de Die Ha.
To Lrki ne kaha.
*I LuV U*
Wo Muskraya or Kha-
Khak
*I LuV U*
30Rs. nikal Mere
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Teacher: hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai.
Chotte at home : Papa mujhe sab pata hai ;)
Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna.
Aunty to bas milne aati hain.
Chotte : Mummy muje sab pata hai ;)
Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna.
Raamu kaka to room saaf karte hain bas.
Chotte (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai ;)
Ramu kaka : sab jaanne ke baad bhi
Apne baap ke gale nahin lagega pagley.
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Ek family sole film dekh kar
Ghar agaye tabhi pati ne
Patni se romantic andaj me kaha
Nach basanti nach
Tabhi chota bachcha bola mummy
Is kutte ke samne mat nachna.
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Court me pati talak ke liye gaya
Pati judge se bola :
Sir i am not happy with my wife..
To Patni boli :
Kamine sara mohalla khush hai
Bus tere hi nakhre hain..
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Champa:Raat aur Suhagraat me kya fark hai?
Chameli:Suhagraat me hum kewal
Pati ke sath ho sakte hai.
Jab ki Raat me aisi koi pabandi nai hai
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Ek aurat saheli se:
Mujhe bachcha nahi ho raha!
Saheli: Tumhara pati namard hoga..?
Aurat: Mera Pati kya,
Mujhe to tumhara pati bhi namard hi lagta hai.
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Kahte hain..
Shaadi ki gaantth to
Aasman mein hi bandh jati hai..
Insan to sirf petikot salwar bra ki
Gaantthe kholne ke liye hi
Zamin par bheja jaata hai.
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Galib ne begum ka gila Whisper dekha to arz kiya,
"Ghaaghre ke niche se paani laal ata hai..
Wah wah..
Kya meri begum ka Bhosda bhi Paan khata hai".
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Boy=Mujhe pyar karti ho
To kal college me White dress pehn ke aana.
Ladki Black pehn k i
Boy=Tu jab jhuki to maine dekh liya
Ke tu mujhe andar se pyar karti hai.
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60 Year Old Couple At Dinner.
Wife: It Is So Romantic Today,
My Breasts Feel So Warm.
Husband Smiled And Said:
Of-course Dear,
Because One Is Hanging
In The Coffee & The Other In The Soup.
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Girl- Aaj mai tumhe
Wo jagah dikhaungi jahan mera
Apendix operation hua hai.
Boyfriend gets excited,
Yes!
I'wud luv to see that spot.
Girl- Ye dekho guwahati medical college.
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(-'v'-)
`*.,.*'
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(,,,' (,,,' ,,' ,,,,'-'.
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___***____***____***__ *** ____
__***________****________***____
_***__________**__________***__
_***____HEART_FULL_OF______***_
_***________LOVE__________***_
__***____________________***___
___***__________________***____
____***_______________***_____
______***___________***_______
________***_______***_________
__________***___***___________
____________*****_____________
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>-- OH GOD
Jo is SMS ko prh rha h usy dunia ki hr khushi dena
Q k
KUCH LOG HMESHA MUSKURTE Hue ACHE LAGTy Hai..!!.
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let
“me”
show
you..
the
best picture..
in
the world..
()”‘”() ()”‘()
( ,’o’ ) ( ‘o’,)
(,) (,) (,) (,)
=hum tum=
friends.
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P0rn films are actually very positiv emovies..
No bombing, no murders,
All love each other and with happy endings...
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Wo Kehte H Ladne Se "Mohabbat" Badhti Hai..
Yeh Sunte Hi Hum Uski Ankh Pe
"Mukka" Mar K Bhag Aaye!
:-
<(',')>
. ("(
_/ /_ Thik Kiya Na.!
Funny SMS Part-1
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