Vikhari : sahab 6 rupees do coffe pina hai,
Malik : kyun coffee to 3 rupees hai,
V : sahab sat me girlfreind bhi hai,
M : vikhari hokar v girlfreind bana lia ?
V : nehi sahab girlfreind vikhari bana diya.
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Apni mohabat ka izhar karne walahun,
chitthi nahi pyar karne wala hun,
koi haseena to ab ghas dalti hi nahi,
koi haseena to ab ghas dalti hi nahi,
isi liye ek budiya se ishq karne wala hun….
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Badi muddat baad aaj phone par uski awaz suni
toh...
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dil n dhadakte hue kaha.. .
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jaldi yaad kar kamine konsi wali hai.
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X karte waqt callgirl ko hichki aayi
To uper chade ladke ne puchha
Ladka-kya hua?
Callgirl-jaldi kar Be,
Bahar aur bhi hain
Jo hila hila k yad kar rahe hain.
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Jokes SMS in English
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Call girl ke birthday par
Saheli ne sms kiya:
Har adami tere nange badan
Pe barse,
Tere jevan mein aaye itne
Customer,
Ke tu pura sal bra-panty
Pehnne ko tarse.
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Na yad karo kisi ko itna ki,
'USKI' har saas 'TUMHARI' kamjori ban jaye.
Par zarur chaho kisi ko itna ki
'USKI MAA' tumhari saas ban jaye..
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Teacher- bachcho muh me
Kya kya chize nhi leni chahiye.?
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Little student- pencil,
Rabr anguli or jalta huaa blab..
Teacher- jalta huaa blb kyo?
Little student- kyo ki rat ko
Mummy papa se kahati h
"Balb jl raha h
Me muh me nhi lungi.
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Sir Miss k B*obs daba Raha tha to
1 Bache ne Dekh Lia
Sir-Beta
Miss k Sine me Dard H Islye Daba
Raha hu
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Bacha- Bhen k Lavde HBO Dekhta hu Pogo Nahi..
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Pregnant Lady went to Astrologer.
Astrologer: When U Deliver a Baby,
The Father will Die.
Lady: Thank God.....
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My Husband is Safe...
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Love marriage aur arrange marrige,
Kya difference hai?
Hum khud jakar kunwe me gire
Wo love marriage,
500 log milkar dhakka de
To arrange marriage.
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How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl.
1st add lips
2nd minus clothes
3rd divide legs
and then start Multiplication
In the Sweetest Point.
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Jokes Masti SMS
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Girl :"my left leg is lunch and
My right leg is dinner,
What would you like to have?
Pappu :"I would like to have,
Snacks between lunch and dinner"
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Boy:U sang very beautifully,
Girl:Thanks but i'm just a Bathroom singer,
Boy: Den invite me 2 any of ur live concerts..!
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Behind Every FAIL Student,
There Is A HOT Girlfriend
And
What About TOPPERS?
A HOT Madam Jiski Wajah Se
Kaminay Sari Classes Attend Krte Hain.
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Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
Which is6inch long and move it in and out
And wait for a substance to come Out?
Girl: y do u ask such question to Me.
I cant tell such words Boy:
Don't worry its tooth brush
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Wife: Hi, Did You Eat?
Husband: Did You Eat?
Wife: Are You Copying Me?
Husband: Are You Copying Me?
Wife: I Love You!
Husband: Yes, I Already Eat.
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I have a confession to make
ever since I met u
Its been hard for me to 4get u
Every night I see u in my dreams
And find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST !!!
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After robbing d Bank,
Robber 2 clerk:
Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead &
Asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
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A husband in a book store:
Do you have this book:
"Man, The master of Woman!"
Sales Girl: The fiction department,
Is on the 1st floor, Sir.
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Boy i love you.
Girl i hate you.
Boy why this kolavery Di,
Girl pls dont sing this song...
Love you.
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Latest SMS 2016 - Funny SMS
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2 Lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped first,
Girl closed her eyes and return
Back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute,
saying love never dies.
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Best medicine for the human creature is LOVE !
Someone asked GOD, if it doesn't work?
HE smiled and answered ;
INCREASE THE DOSE !!
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The most beautiful words
by a Lover -
I Never Stopped Loving You,
I Just Stopped Showing It.
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Evening Mastiii
Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:- because I can't bear that much happiness.
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A Public Msg:
A Girl May Not Help U To
Get Lot Of Marks..
But Marks May Help U to
Get Lot Of Girls..
So Luv Your Studies,
Not Girls..!!
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Tumse pyar hum is tarah nibhayenge
Hazaar baar ruthoge to bhi manayenge..
Maan jana warna aisa pyar dikhayenge
Ki log aapse milne hospital aayenge...
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Husbnd wife se bola:
"Hata lo apne chehre se ye julfe,
A-JAAN
Khuda kasam Agli bar "KHANE" me
Ye baal aaya to
SAJNI se GAJNI bna dunga!!
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Khoon se likh diya har diwaar pe uska naam,
Phir har diwaar tod di
Jis par likha tha uska naam kyoki,
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Splleling mistake thi yr.
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