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Mere Pas 1 Bandar Aya Aur Kaha,

Mujhe Logo Ko Pareshan Karna Hai,

Maine Tumhara Naam Bataya To Usne,

Thappad Mara, Kaha ‘BOSS’ Se Panga Nahi Lene Ka..

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Tum Hamesha Mujhse Behtaar Rahe Ho,

Isme Koi Shak Nahi Hai,

Me 100 Tum 105,

Me 200 Tum 210,

Me 300 Tum 315 To Fir,

Me 400 To Tum…??

Jawab Jarur Dena…!

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Aab Tohar Bare Me Ka Kahe,

Tohar Chehra Chanda Saman,

Tohar Aankhe Chanda Saman,

Tohar Honth, Dant, Naak Chanda Saman,

Aur Chanda Hamar Gaon Ki ‘BHEINS’ Ka Naam..

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Kisi Ko Batana Mat..

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Ki Tumhe Khali Msg Bhej Ke Ullu Banaya Hai..!!

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Ek Aap Ho Ki Kitne Achche,

Ek Aap Ho Ki Kitne Pyaare,

Ek Aap Ho Ki Kitne Sachche,

Ek Hum Hai Ki Jo Juth Pe Juth Bole Ja Rahe..!

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Aap Bahut Hi.. 

Attractive

Sweet

Decent

Cute

Fantastic

Lovable

Handsome

Intelligent

Smart &

Talented

Person Ka SMS Padh Rahe Ho..!!

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Chamakte Chand Ko Nind Aane Lagi,

Aapki Khushi Se Duniya Jagmagane Lagi,

Dekhke Aapko Har Kaali Gungunane Lagi,

Abto Fekte Fekte Mujhe Nind Aane Lagi..

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Hum Na Hote To Aapko Gazal Kon Kehta,

Apke Chehre Ko Gulab Kon Kehta,

Ye To Karishma He Hum Pyaar Karne Walo Ka,

Warna Patthron Ko TAJMAHAL Kon Kehta..

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Upar Wale Ne Sansar Banaya, So Gaya..

Phir Insaan Banaya, Phir So Gaya..

Phir Usne Tumhe Banaya..,

Na Khud Soya Na Humein Sone Diya..

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Har Khushi Ko Teri Taraf Mod Du,

Tere Liye Ye Duniya Chhod Du,

Tere Liye Dil Ke Darwaze Khol Du,

Tu Ek Bar Haske Dikha, Tere Sare Daant Tod Du..

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Pagal Hamesha Pareshan Kyon Rehta Hai?

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Chalo Chhodo, Ye Tumhara Niji Mamla Hai..!!

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Agar Aap Pagal Ho to Miscall Dena,

Mahapagal Ho to Sms Karna,

Bewakuf Ho to Call Karna,

Or Tino Ho to Chup Rahke Kuch Bhi Mat Karna..

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This Is My Leg..

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Itni Der Dabane Ke Liye Thanks..

Mujhe Ab Kafi Achcha Mehsus Ho Raha Hai..!!

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Bandar Ka Beta/Beti Apne Baap Se Bola:

Papa.. Papa.. Mujhe Shaadi Karni Hai..

Baap Bola:

Beta Abhi Thoda Intezar Karo,

DULHA/DULHAN Abhi SMS Padh Raha Hai..

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Kisi Ne Dil Badal Liya,

Kisi Ne Dhadkan Badal Li,

Aapke Paas Kuch Nahi Tha Badalne Ko..?

To Aapne Mandir Jaa Kar Chappal Badal Li..

CHAPPAL CHOR!!

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Aasman Me Dekho Ishwar Ka Khubsurat Sama,

Dharti Pe Dekho Ishwar Ka Khubsurat Karishma,

Ab Aaine Me Dekho Ishwar Ka Sab Se Bada “NAMUNAA”..

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Aapki 1 Baat Hame Bahut Pasand Hai,

Aap Jab Bhi Kam Karte Hai,

Dil Lagake Karte Hai.. Qki..

Dimag Ka ‘OPTION’ To Aapke Pas Hai Hi Nai..

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Pyaar Ko Mat Chhupao Use Zarurat He Jatane Ki,

Apne Talent Ko Mat Chhupao Use Zarurat He Badhane Ki,

Plzz Ab Or Perfume Mat Lagao,

Apko Zarurat He Nahane Ki..

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Kash Aap Bakra Hote Main Aapko Ghass Khilata,

Pyaar Se Aapke Seeng Sehlata Or,

Puchta… Pagal Kaun?? Aap Ya Mein??

Or Aap Pyaar Se Bolte… “MEIN MEIN”

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Khuda Ne Aapki Bhukh Dekhi To Bhojan Banaya,

Pyaas Dekhi To Paani Banaya,

Tumko Nind Aayi To Bister Banaya,

Aur Bina Dosto K Dekha To Mujhe Fasayaa..

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Har gali har deewar par apka name likha hai. 
Har khirki har darwaze per apka name likhe hai, 
Oper talash-e-gumshuda or Neeche, 
zehni tawazun kharab likha hai.

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge, 
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge, 
Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua, 
Agli baar tum ek lambi, 
poochaur chaar taang paoge

Lohe ko Loha kat skta hai, 
Zhr ko Zhr kat skta hai, 
tum plz apna khyal rakhna, 
Tum ko kbhi bhi kuttiya kat sakta hai.

Ankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai, 
aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai, 
apni kisi friend se baat he karva do meri, 
shaadi abhi bohat door hai..

Aap kya jano hum apko kitna yaad karte hai, 
Harpal aapki faryad karte hai, 
Roz khat likhte hai Cartoon network ko, 
Aap ko dikhane ki mang karte hai.

Har safar mein aapka saath hum denge, 
Apne pyar ki saugat hum denge, 
Girne lage to hath hum denge, 
aur na bhi gire to, ek laat hum denge.

Kore kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai, 
Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai, 
Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi, 
dhondnay wale ko 50,000 ka inaam hai.

Dil ne dil se kuch kehna chhod dia, 
Ankhon nay ankhon say milna chhod dia, 
Lux Rs.25 ka kia hua, 
Aap nay tu mo dhona hi chhor dia..

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Jubse tumhe dekha hai,

Mera

Raat ko
Din ko
Subha ko
Sham ko
Khate waqt
peete waqt
Sote waqt
Jagte waqt

Hans hans k bura haal he

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Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo

sirf ek bar..

December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,

wo bhegi bhegi ratain,

wo haseen lamhaat,

jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker,
ankhon me ankhain dalkar,

jub tum ne..

kaha!

Aande lee loo, garam aande

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2 pyaz,
3 lahsun,
5 gm zeera,
3 kali mirch,
2 spoon namak,
4 spoon oil,
1 cup water

Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
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Tumhain ullu!

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Pyar ko mat chupao,
usay zarorut hay jatanay ki

Apni pratibhaon ko mat chupao,
unhe zarurat hai barhanay ki,

Ab aur perfume mat lagao,
tumhe zarurat hai nahane ki

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Tu chand mangay main chand dedon,
tu raat mangay me raat dedon,
tu dil mange me dil dedon,
tu jaan mange
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Bas yaar Bhik mangnay ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..

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Abe Khajur,
Zoo se bhaagay howay Langoor,
Abey Saray hue Kele ke Chilkey,
Chuse hue Aam,
Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).

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Kabhi hosla bhi aazmana chahiye,
bure waqt main muskurana chahiye...
Jab satwain(7th) din mein khujli ho
to aathwain(8th)din nahaa lena chahiye..

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Arz kia hay,
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
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Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.

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Agar Tum Don hotay to dialouge kya hotay?
Mere sar par baal aanay ka intezaar
to 11 shehron ke naa'yi kar rahay hain,
par mere sar par baal aana mushkil
hi nahi namumkin hai...

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Aap k haath main mobile hai..

Chehray pay khubsorut c smile hai...

SMS ki achi khasi File hai...

Phir bhi SMS nahi karte...

yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai?

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aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon

maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

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Hamesha Ache Aur Tameez Wale
SMS He Karna
Take Jab Ap Maro To Loog Kahin..
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Banda To Begharat Tha
Lakin SMS Ache Karta Tha..

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Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,
Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain,
Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen,
Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..

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Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo.

Jaggooo!
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Acha tum ho..
sorry yaar tum to wapas so jao
isi mai hi mulk ka bhala hai

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Girl's father: "main nahin
chahta k meri beti apni pori
zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray"

Boyfriend:"Bus, isi liye main
usay yahan se le janey aaya hon."

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KBC main shahrukh ne
mujh se pocha
world ka sub se bara ullu kon hai?
main ne 1 crore thukra diye,
magar aapka naam nahe bataya.

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Mosam shabab ka
nasha sharab ka
parda janab ka
aur rang gulab ka
in main sab sey haseen to dekho
sms parhne wala ¢â‚¬Å“mendak talab ka¢â‚¬Â

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Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna,
Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna
"Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain"
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bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna.

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A boy told his friend,
"yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai".

Friend answered:
"Sahi se dekh,
hans k dekh rahi hai
ya
dekh k hans rahi hai :-)"

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Har gali har deewar par apka name likha hai.
Har khirki har darwaze per apka name likhe hai,

Oper talash-e-gumshuda or
Neeche zehni tawazun kharab likha hai

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Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai,
Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai,

"Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi"
dhondnay wale ko 50,000 ka inaam hai ;-)

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Woh subah ki thandak,
Woh toliye ki khushbu,
Woh shamp ki bottle,
Woh dhule howay kapron ka sakoon,
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Tum kiya jano ye to sirf nahanay
wale hi jante hain:p

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Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se
tum shikari nahin ban jao gey
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Theek usi tarah 2 - 3 SMS karney se
tum bhikari nahin ban jao gey

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Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karun,
Tu hi bata tu yaad aaye to kya karun,

Hasrat yehi hai k ek nazar dekh lun tujhe,
Par madari rouz na laye to kya karun.


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Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!

Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!
Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)

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Suno

Mehsoos karo

Badal ki garaj

Bijli ki chamak

Barish ki ek ek boond

Tumse

Cheekh cheekh ker kah rahi hai
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"NAHA LO"
EID Bohut door hay
:p


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aap k chehre pe udaasi aankhon mei nami hai....

aap k chehre pe udaaaaaaasi aankhon mei nami hai..

NATIONAL NAMAK istamal karo aap mein IODINE ki kami hai!

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Main nay pocha AQAL kia hoti hai?

Aasman ne kaha: Bohut buland hoti hai

Sagar ne kaha: bohut gehri hoti hai,

Aap ne kaha:

AQAL

Hain, woh kia hoti hai? :-)


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Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap

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Mein tumko Chand kehdu magar usme Daag hai,
Suraj kehdun usme to Aag hai,
Socha Tumko Bandar keh Dun...
Magar us kambakhat me Bhi Dimaag hai.

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Apne pyar ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h jatane ki,

Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h dikhane ki...

Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao,
tumhain zarurat h nahane ki

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Congratulation!

Amir Khan Ne apni Film
K Second part k liay
ap ko Chun lia hai
Jiss Mai ap ka
Bohat Main Role Hai
Film Ka Name hai

Bayghairut zameen per

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Jab say tumhain jana hai,
Jab say tumhain paya hai,

Her dua main tera hi naam aaya hai,
Taa kay pochon rab say,
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Yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai?

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Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai
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reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai....

woh kambakht na jane kaunse sabun se nahata hai!!

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Log kehte hain k khuda ney aapko
badi fursat mein banaya hoga.... "
simple c baat hai,
faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain".

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Dil ney dil say kuch kehna chor dia,
Ankhon nay ankhon say milna chor dia,

Lux Rs.25 ka kia howa,
Aap nay tu mo dhona hi chor dia..

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Main nay aap ko kal
khuwab main HOROON
k darmiyan daikha.

Main nay khuda say pocha,
Is ko kis naiki ki jaza mili hai.
Khuda nay farmaya:
is ko jaza nahin,
HOROON ko SAZA mili hay

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Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,

Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua,
Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch
aur chaar taang paoge.

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Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,
Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega,
Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna,
bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega

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Kisi nay dil badal liya,
Kisi nay dharkan badl li,

Aap k paas kuch nahin tha badalnay ko,
to
aap nay masjid main ja kar chappal badal li:p

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Ik larki thi deewani si
Mobile lay kay chalti thi
Nazren jukha kar, sharma kar
Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujh se
Mujh se poocha karti thi
ON kaise hota hai?
yeh
ON kaise hota hai?

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Dil nay kaha chalo SMS kero
socha"DIL TOU PAGAL HAI"
phir khayal aaya koi baat nahi,Kisko kerna hai
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Wo konsa "Normal" hai.

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Dil main tum
dharkan me tum
Asman me tum
Zamen me tum
Ankhon me tum
Jahan dekho tum hi tum ho

Detlo wali aunty sach kehti hain

Jaraseem har jaga hotay hain

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Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se,
Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se,

Tu lakh khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh,
Mohalay me Kitna kachra jama hai tere na any se.

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Hey Dear Kaha ho
Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna
Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir
Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..

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