Insult free SMS 2017 in Hindi Shayari
Ladki Ki Bezzati Wale SMS ki List in hindi Fonts Main, SMS In English For Girls Boys Insult Messages and Status
Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karun,
Tu hi bata tu yaad aaye to kya karun,
Hasrat yehi hai k ek nazar dekh lun tujhe,
Par madari rouz na laye to kya karun.
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Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!
Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!
Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)
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Suno
Mehsoos karo
Badal ki garaj
Bijli ki chamak
Barish ki ek ek boond
Tumse
Cheekh cheekh ker kah rahi hai
?
?
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?
"NAHA LO"
EID Bohut door hay
:p
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aap k chehre pe udaasi aankhon mei nami hai....
aap k chehre pe udaaaaaaasi aankhon mei nami hai..
NATIONAL NAMAK istamal karo aap mein IODINE ki kami hai!
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Main nay pocha AQAL kia hoti hai?
Aasman ne kaha: Bohut buland hoti hai
Sagar ne kaha: bohut gehri hoti hai,
Aap ne kaha:
AQAL
Hain, woh kia hoti hai? :-)
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Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap
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Mein tumko Chand kehdu magar usme Daag hai,
Suraj kehdun usme to Aag hai,
Socha Tumko Bandar keh Dun...
Magar us kambakhat me Bhi Dimaag hai.
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-------------------------------------------------Apne pyar ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h jatane ki,
Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h dikhane ki...
Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao,
tumhain zarurat h nahane ki
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Congratulation!
Amir Khan Ne apni Film
K Second part k liay
ap ko Chun lia hai
Jiss Mai ap ka
Bohat Main Role Hai
Film Ka Name hai
Bayghairut zameen per
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Jab say tumhain jana hai,
Jab say tumhain paya hai,
Her dua main tera hi naam aaya hai,
Taa kay pochon rab say,
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Yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai?
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Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai
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reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai....
woh kambakht na jane kaunse sabun se nahata hai!!
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Log kehte hain k khuda ney aapko
badi fursat mein banaya hoga.... "
simple c baat hai,
faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain".
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Dil ney dil say kuch kehna chor dia,
Ankhon nay ankhon say milna chor dia,
Lux Rs.25 ka kia howa,
Aap nay tu mo dhona hi chor dia..
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Main nay aap ko kal
khuwab main HOROON
k darmiyan daikha.
Main nay khuda say pocha,
Is ko kis naiki ki jaza mili hai.
Khuda nay farmaya:
is ko jaza nahin,
HOROON ko SAZA mili hay
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-------------------------------------------------Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua,
Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch
aur chaar taang paoge.
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Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,
Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega,
Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna,
bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega
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Kisi nay dil badal liya,
Kisi nay dharkan badl li,
Aap k paas kuch nahin tha badalnay ko,
to
aap nay masjid main ja kar chappal badal li:p
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Ik larki thi deewani si
Mobile lay kay chalti thi
Nazren jukha kar, sharma kar
Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujh se
Mujh se poocha karti thi
ON kaise hota hai?
yeh
ON kaise hota hai?
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Dil nay kaha chalo SMS kero
socha"DIL TOU PAGAL HAI"
phir khayal aaya koi baat nahi,Kisko kerna hai
!
!
!
!
Wo konsa "Normal" hai.
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Dil main tum
dharkan me tum
Asman me tum
Zamen me tum
Ankhon me tum
Jahan dekho tum hi tum ho
Detlo wali aunty sach kehti hain
Jaraseem har jaga hotay hain
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Funny Status SMS Jokes Messages
-----------------------------------------------Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se,
Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se,
Tu lakh khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh,
Mohalay me Kitna kachra jama hai tere na any se.
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Hey Dear Kaha ho
Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna
Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir
Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..
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