1. Cheese is Cheese, Butter is butter, If you forget me, I will throw you in G U T T E R!
2. I'm fool, I'm fool I'm fool OK OK COOL I AGREE YOUR FOOL now please control yourself...
3. When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.
4. You think I am a fool, but you are a greater fool than I am.
5. I'm cool but your fool
6. Fool a wonderful friend like you on April Fool Day? NEVER! Press F13 on your keyboard if your agree with me my friend :)
6. Let's see how smart your read this line, loof m'I
7. Fact 1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tongue.Fact 2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.
8.Watch AAJ TAK News Hurry!!! India is selected for super 8 because Srilankan Players got caught in drug test! Stupid April fool!
9. Just close your eyes and think of yourself for 10 seconds.Open your eyes. Now you will realize that you have wasted 10 seconds thinking of a fool.
10. Wish you a very happy April Fool Day!
11. Have fun April Fool Day my friend!
12. Yeah! it's April Fool Day!
13. Congratulation today is your day!
14. Happy birthday to you, because your born for this day!
15. Today is your day! Happy April Fool Day!
16. Thinking of you on this day, because it's your day!
17. To the biggest fool I know, happy April Fool Day!
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18. If your not fool then press F13
19. No one likes you April Fools!
20. 1000 VIRUS DETECTED! When you turn your phone off it won't WORK AGAIN!
21.
Hey, Good News!
Your going to Australia
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.
.
Don't worry the flight is after 1 hour.
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Surprised?
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Today is 1st April and your 1st Fool of 2015
22. Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank. The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted with an overwhelming amount of bubbles...
23 31st March or 1st April Fool is Fool doesn't matter. Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful April Fool Day to the King of Fools!
24.
Q: What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL?
Guess,
Guess,
Guess...
A: FOOLAN DEVI!
25.
I may forget to wish you on Diwali, Christmas or even New Year;
But I am very thankful to God that I remember and wish you on a very special day meant for people like you.
Happy April Fool!
26.
If people say you are crazy, be patient;
If they say you are a moron, relax;
If they say you are stupid, be cool;
But if they say you are smart, then slap these stupid people.
Happy All Fools' Day!
27.
Do you know which is the best day to propose a girl?
It's today! on 1st April...
You know why?
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Fool didi.
28.
Someone Missing you badly,
Needs you very much,
Worries about you,
Lonely without you,
Guess who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...
29.
In your life, when you wake up & don’t see any one, then come to me, I’ll be there to hold your hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST!
30.
A : Your Attractive
B : Your the Best
C : Your Cute
D : Your Dear to Me
E : Your Excellent
F : Your Funny
G : Your Good-Looking
H : He He He……..
I : I’m
J : JOKING
Happy April Fool Day!
12.
Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sexy.
Talented.
Excellent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
13.
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
C: Creating
U: Useless
T: Troubles
E: Everywhere
Happy April Fool Day
14.
Dear Friend, I am surprised at your wit, your intellect, your wisdom and your knowledge. But more importantly, I am surprised at my false praise of you!
Happy All Fools' day!
15.
I am a fool;
I am a fool;
I am a fool;
I am a fool;
I am a fool;
I am a fool;
OK OK Cool; I agree U, are a fool. Now Control yourself.
Happy April Fool!
16.
Long time ago, only fools used to read my sms, and today
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.
.
the history continues.
Happy All Fools' Day!
17.
If today someone compliments you for your:
Nature,
Smartness,
Eloquence,
Intelligence,
Please give a hard slap to that person.
He has no right to fool you on April 1st.
18.
You're a B. I. T. C. H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Horny
are you smiling now?
B I T C H
19.
Kindly open this message on the 1st of next month. I know you can't wait so accept my contract for being the first fool of this year.
Happy All Fools' Day!
20.
What is the difference between a wise & a fool?
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A wise sends SMS & a fool keeps reading them. How many times have you read my messages? Happy April Fool!
21.
Earth may stop rotating;
Birds may stop flying;
Candles may stop melting;
And hearts may stop beating.
But your brain will never start working. 'April Fool Day' was meant just for people like you!
22.
April Fool is a very special day because you can lie as much as you can. Every prank is heartily accepted & no complaint shall ever be made!
23.
Today is April Fool’s Day.
Believe nothing and trust no one.
Just like any other day.
24. Relationships are precious, do not hurt them by fooling and lying on April days / April Fool.
25. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty four days.
– Mark Twain
26. Mix a little foolishness with your prudence. It’s good to be silly at the right moment.
– Horace
27. Hey friend today is your day. So wishing you happy returns of the day...
28. April Fools day is just representing what really we are on other 355 days.
29. If you wish to avoid seeing a fool you must first break your looking glasses.
30. Change Your Birthday to April 1. So that every one wish you as a fool and before going to sleep tell that they are the actual fools.
31. Today’s Thought: No Human Being can touch the lower lip with his tongue.
32. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
33. You can always tell a real friend when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
34. Don’t hurt your shy friends by fooling them. You may lose them.
35. I am fool, I am a fool, I am the biggest fools, I am the world’s best fool. OK OK Calm Down. I agree that you are the best fool.
36. Is quitting drinking today.... April Fools!
37. If you don’t want to see an April Fool on april 1st, just break down all mirrors on your house on march 31.
38. Fool me once, shame on you... Fool me twice, shame on me.
39. Relationships are precious, do not hurt them by fooling and lying on first April.
40. When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.
41. Aliens have contacted the Earth, watch the news and see it.
42. It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
43. Relationships are precious, do not hurt them by fooling and lying on first April.
44. Fool me once, shame on you... Fool me twice, shame on me.
45. Relationships are precious, do not hurt them by fooling and lying on first April.
46. If you don’t want to see an April Fool on april 1st, just break down all mirrors on your house on march 31.
47. APRILS FOOLS DAY, so today is either going to end with me laughing or in custody :D
48. For anyone who wishes not to get caught out on an April fool on FB press F13.
49. Believes there is a very big difference between fooling someone, and making a fool of someone... choose wisely today
50. What if April fools day doesn't really exist and its just the longest prank in history?
51. Just letting you all know I'm getting married on the 1st of April and you're all invited!
52. I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
53. April Fools gone past, and your the biggest fool at last.
54. Today is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one... So it's like any other day. Right!
55. Hey you know which is the best day to propose a girl! Its APRIL 1ST! If she accepts its your luck and otherwise just Say APRIL FOOL!
56. This year’s biggest April Fools joke is brought to you by Mother Nature. “Here’s some warm weather, April Fools.
57. The cat’s out of the bag — I was one of the Mega Millions jackpot winners. And no, I’m not sharing...
58. Sorry peeps, but I’ve had it with Facebook. I’m shutting my account off for good at the end of the day.
59.
April Fool's Day Theory / Origin / History (5 facts)
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(1). Biblical Theory: The origin of April Fool's Day dates back to Bible days when the history of this day was first recorded.
(2). Roman Origins: Pranks and mischief played upon people on 1 April also dates back to ancient Roman times.
(3). Change from Julian to Gregorian Calendar: Another theory attributes the origin of April Fool's Day to the change from Julian to Gregorian calendar.
(4). British Folklore: As per another folklore from British culture, the 13th century King used to declare every road he walked as public property.
(5). Stop at 12 Noon: April Fool's Day is characterized with a renewal festival celebrated by most cultures around the world such as the end of winter and the beginning of spring.
But did you know that according to tradition, the time for pranks and jokes must stop at 12 noon on 1 April?
60. Just a friendly reminder - Relationships are precious, do not hurt them by fooling and lying on first April / April Fool.
61. 31st March Or 1st April fool is Fool doesn't matter. Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful Fool Day to the King of Fools :-)
62. Never risk your heart to a fool, for if you do you will surely become one.
63. OMG. I can’t believe I’m getting my own reality show.
64. You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job
65. A day will come when the world will celebrate your name, your fame, your personality and your views. But April Fool comes once in a year and that your day.
66.
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said April fool.
I have pass.
67.
Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tongue...
Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it
68. The world is full of fools; and he who would not wish to see one, must not only shut himself up alone, but must also break his looking-glass.
69. When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.
70.
Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excellent.
Romantic.
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :-D
Happy April fools day
71. Someone...
MiSSES You...
Needs You...
Worries About You...
Lonely Without You...
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...
72.
This is not SMS, it's just an April Fool Trick,
Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted,
with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.
73.
There will come a day …
When everybody will, CELEBRATE:
YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind fool comes once a year...
74.
Just a friendly reminder on the innocent –
Relationships are precious,
not hurt them by deceiving
and lying on first April / Innocents.
75.
New year, new fools.
But how can we ignore the old fools like you.
It is a highlight for you now.
Have a special day rocking!
76.
A recent study has shown that
Fools use your thumb while reading SMS.
Now it is too late,
Not try to change her finger!
Try taking some other fool!
77.
Today, tomorrow and always
will be one heart
That there would always beat for you.
You know that ???
His own Stupid
78.
If people say your silly, be patient.
If they say your monkey, relax.
If they say your stupid, be cool
But if they say your cool, awesome...
slap that ass hole, your not born to listen his jokes...
79.
Since I’ve met you,
I’ve noticed that a friend like you is a million dollars…
So if you do not mind ……
Can I sell...
80. You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on ;-) :P
81. It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
82. If I make a fool of myself, who cares? I'm not frightened by anyone's perception of me.
83. You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. :-)
84. When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.
85. A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.
86. Yes, it's true. We're packing up and moving back to (Insert previous state name here). We'll miss everyone so much!
87. The cat's out of the bag -- I was one of the Mega Millions jackpot winners. And no, I'm not sharing.
88. OMG. I can't believe I'm getting my own reality show.
89. Sorry peeps, but I've had it with Facebook. I'm shutting my account off for good at the end of the day.
90. I knew all that hard work at the gym would pay off -- my size 2 jeans fit again! -- (Be prepared to gain some haters with that one.)
91. Ahhh! Did anyone else get the email about them canceling school next week?"
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92.
Fact 1: You can not touch
your both lips with your tongue
Fact 2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it
93.
Your the most CUTE persons in the world!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating,
Useless,
Troubles,
Everywhere...
94.
Love is blind
I agreed that love is blind
Because when I kiss you
My eyes automatically got closed
95.
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen.
Women reach theirs at thirty-five.
Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
96.
Please open this..
after two days on Wednesday.
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.
.
.
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I know you can’t wait.
So Congrats.
You are the 1st FOOL of 2015.
Happy April Fool in Advance..
97.
“You can fool all the people some of the time,
and some of the people all the time,
but you cannot fool all the people all the time.”
98. A fool may be known by six things: anger without cause; speech without profit; change without progress; inquiry without object; putting trust in a stranger; and mistaking foes for friends.
99. Don’t approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side.
100.
April 1st This is the day upon which we are
reminded of what we are on the
other three hundred and sixty-four.
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