I am not lazy, I am on #energy saving mode...
God is really creative, I #mean.. just look at me every time!
I'm not lazy, I am on #energy saving mode.
Hey there #whatsapp is using meee,.
When your phone are 1% #battery & anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy ..
Fact: Ph on silent mode- 10 #Missed call..Turns volume to loud- #Nobody calls all day!
Hmmm…..Don’t copy my status.
80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% boys are #having brain.
If nobody hates U, then you are doing #something boring.
Never laugh at #your wife’s choices… you are one of them,,
Totally #available!! Please disturb me!!!!
HEY, U ARE #READING MY STATUS AGAIN??
My style is #unique don’t copy it plz!
If money grew on #trees, then girls #would be dating #monkeys..!
I'm not failed, Because my #success is lost.!
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I may be fat, but u’re ugly – I can lose #weight!
रास्ते पलट देते हैं हम ,जब कोई #आकर यह कह दे K आगे चालान काट रहे हैं…
Parents spend the first #part of our lives #teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up...
When I was Born DEVIL said ohh shitt, #competition
बहुत कम लोग जानते है K “set max ” में जो set है ना उसकी full form ” Suryavansham Entertainment #Telivision ” है।
Status: I on Not on #whatsapp..
ज़िन्दगी मे सबसे ज़्यादा खुशी to तब मिलती है जब #Mummy कहती है दिमाग तो बहुत है इसका बस पढ़ता ही नही है..
Life is too short smile while u still have teeth.
If I agreed with you we both were #wrong.
बचपन ” Handwriting ” #सुधारने में गुज़र गया Aur ज़िन्दगी “keyboard ” पर बीत रही है।
Behind every successful man, there is a #surprised woman...
तेरी smile confuse Kar देती है , साला पूरा दिन समझ नहीं आता कि ” हँस कर देख रही थी “, या ” देख कर हँस रही थी “
Your status won’t ever match my status neither in whatsapp nor in reality..
I love my job only when I am on #Holiday.....
दुनिया Ki सारी #खुशियाँ एक तरफ ….. और phone की 100 % battery की ख़ुशी एक तरफ
Life is too Short - Chat Fast!
Girls use photoshop to look #beautiful.. & Boys use #photoshop to show their creativity...
भला हो इस गर्मी Ka इसी बहाने घर की बहू – #बेटियाँ सर पर पल्ला ओड़ कर तो चल रही हैं।
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You can never buy LUV....But still U have to pay for it ..
Attitude is like a #underwear Don’t show it just wore it
Always #respects your self!
My heart is #stolen..can I check your braa
Save Water, #Drink Wine!!
Cigarette #chhodna sabse asan h- main hazaro baar chhod_ chukka hu...!!
I’m cool but global #warming made me vry hot
Marriage is the cause of #divorce.!
Wife: I have #changed my mind. Husband: Does the new one now work?
I just need a good Wifi & Wife.
I want #someone to give me a Loan & then leave me Alone.
I only need three #things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep
All the Rules are made.. to be break.
सुबह से दौड रही है #चाकू लेकर पगली मेरे पीछे.. मैँने तो मजाक में कहा था “दिल चीर k देख, तेरा ही नाम होगा”
Ooooooo…..Don’t copy my #status.
जितना दीमाग लड्कियाे में होता है…! उतना तो #Mera खराब रहता है…
Drunk people run on Red Light..., #Normal people wait for them to turn green.!
काश सूरज Ki भी बीवी होती तो उसे थोडा तो #कंट्रोल में रखती
People that Change Love #status after 30 Sec... GF is the Reason...
A fine is a tax for doing #wrong & A tax is a fine for doing well...!
No I didn't trip ...The floor #looked like ...it needed a hug!.
Man ask a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 #impress that girl... , which machine can I use?" #Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"!
!Brain is Work More ..#When You can use.....
I live in a world of #fantasy, so keep ur reality away from me!
When I actually die some people_ are going to get really #haunted.
Brain is #Intelligent !Why not have Everyone...
God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me..
I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer...##
Mosquitoes are like family. #Annoying but they carry your blood.
Alcohol will give #different, type of power!..
70% boy Have GF ,other then Have #Brain!
If school has taught us #anything, it's texting without looking :)
I hate people who steal my #ideas, before I think of them :)
All my life I thought air is free until I #bought a bag of chips.
Try to say the letter M without ur lips touching....!!
Excuse me .... Please empty ur #pockets .... I think U stole my heart.
3 Mistake done by everyone ..#Whatsapp,Facebook & GF!
I don't drink #alcohol! but Feel Awesome..
do not drink and park _#accidents cause people.
Etc Meaning - End of #Thinking Capacity..
Scratch here ###::::## to reveal this status..
High Power Come ,with High voltage #Current!
If U are still hate me!then No #Problem!..
Brain is the best #worker,When you can use it...
when #nothing seems right then go left...
if I am #wired with you #then I like you..
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